LONG STORY SHORT
Written by Brian Lynch
Art by Jessica Milazzo

Relationships are weird. There's the boy or girl you're with. And then sometimes there's the boy or girl you WANT to be with, but he or she is with someone else. So you try and be friends with him or her, but somehow, SOMEHOW you ALWAYS wind up drawing all over their naked bodies. And then there's the guy who lives in the giant pink gorilla suit, and the blue milk shake that makes you hallucinate. Based on a true story.