WEEK
ONE:
First question for Monkey Man. This weird email. Sideburned pale man insists
it question:
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Monkey
Man no understand question. Email sad person seem no be email sad person
but person who WANT TO HELP MONKEY MAN. Monkey Man have no bills, no need
consilidation. If email sad person say "we help consilidate dead
squirrels", then Monkey Man have use. Too many dead squirrels Monkey
Man's side of apartment.
This person
no need help! No need help at all! Someone not understand point of ASK
MONKEY MAN!
Wait, Monkey
Man find question within long email. "WHY NOT KEEP CASH EVERY MONTH?"
Good question,
sad email person. Monkey Man no like keep cash either. Monkey Man prefer
law of jungle, when dead squirrel used currency. No muss no fuss. If you
no have enough dead squirrel buy food, you then just eat dead squirrel.
Monkey Man capture squirrel easy, Monkey Man activate button on chest,
make Monkey Man invisible, invisible Monkey Man grab squirrel, break neck,
enjoy. Just that simple. Law of jungle smart. Law of everywhere but jungle
dumb.
Second
question for Monkey Man.
All the winning baseball information you'll ever need ! 7 year track
record. Win 3 of every 4 bets . !!! GUARANTEED !!! Current record : 31-6
Affordable. One time purchase, and receive a FREE 3 day/ 2night vacation
!!! It's free to look. You'll be glad you did. Click Here- http://www.opt-invalues.com/.
Somone
playing joke on Monkey Man. THIS NO REAL QUESTION. This person no need
help in life, this person know outcome all sports events ever. He must
be neck high in dead squirrel. And he offer free vacation.
Actually, sound like good idea. You hear from Monkey Man.
Third
Question for Monkey Man.
Absolutely
FREE Motorola Talkabout Pager
You have been selected to receive a FREE MOTOROLA Pager! This side viewable
display pager is incredibly small and lightweight. This incredible MOTOROLA
PAGER has a unique, never out of range feature so you will never miss
a page. Call 1(800)761-0511 and Order Your FREE Motorola Pager Today!
This strictly limited-time offer will enable you to stay in touch with
family and friends. There is no mistake. Your FREE MOTOROLA Pager is waiting
for you-but you must respond soon. If I do not hear from you within 7
days this offer will go to someone else. Please do not allow that to happen!
When you call you will receive a BRAND NEW PAGER in your choice of color
and already programmed with a local telephone number in just a few days!
P.S. This may be your final notice regarding the FREE MOTOROLA Pager.
Thank
you free motorola pager man, but Monkey Man no need motorola pager. Is
this for Monkey Man receive questions about life and love quicker? Because
Monkey Man have no place clip motorola pager. Monkey Man naked except
for helmet.
And Monkey Man have no family friends to keep in touch with. They disown
Monkey Man when Monkey Man throw pot off roof, kill boy. What can Monkey
Man say, that different time, different Monkey Man. But if free motorola
pager man insist that Monkey Man have pager, Monkey Man pick green color,
match buttons. Monkey Lady, Monkey Man old squeeze say green buttons bring
out red Monkey Man eyes. She good lay, but talk too much. She cheat on
Monkey Man with Giraffe Guy. He have sixteen buttons running down neck,
but fourteen of them make him make him fly. What point that?
Monkey Man
wish Monkey Man could send question about life and love to ASK MONKEY
MAN. Monkey Man would ask Monkey Man how Monkey Man get over Monkey Lady.
Monkey tears
hit keyboard.
Fourth Question
for Monkey Man.
Today, Snowhite was turning 18. The 7 Dwarfs always where very educated
and
polite with Snowhite. When they go out work at mornign, they promissed
a
*huge* surprise. Snowhite was anxious. Suddlently, the door open, and
the Seven
Dwarfs enter...
Monkey
Man hit link attached this email. Monkey Man taken to magic place with
much naked woman and small dwarf creatures. Dwarf creatures and naked
woman frolic much, have much fun sex and make Monkey Man feel dirty.
But
better. Monkey Man feel much better. "Monkey Lady who?" think
Monkey Man. Monkey Man no need Monkey Lady when Monkey Man have naked
lady site with much dwarfs. This intra-net fantastic device.
Monkey
Man's problems solved. Thank you, ASK MONKEY MAN. You help Monkey Man
with much problem. And Monkey Man hope Monkey Man help you with problems.
Lots good questions. Monkey Man give lots good answers and walk away with
sports tips, free motorola pager, someone to help consolimadate dead squirrels,
and fantastic new website girlfriend.
Good
night. Monkey Man visit naked woman much dwarf creature site and feel
calm, then Monkey Man go sleep in hammock.
ASK
MONKEY MAN done. Monkey Man see you next week. Peace, Monkey Man outty.
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