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Monkey Man no understand question. Email sad person seem no be email sad person but person who WANT TO HELP MONKEY MAN. Monkey Man have no bills, no need consilidation. If email sad person say "we help consilidate dead squirrels", then Monkey Man have use. Too many dead squirrels Monkey Man's side of apartment.

This person no need help! No need help at all! Someone not understand point of ASK MONKEY MAN!

Wait, Monkey Man find question within long email. "WHY NOT KEEP CASH EVERY MONTH?"

Good question, sad email person. Monkey Man no like keep cash either. Monkey Man prefer law of jungle, when dead squirrel used currency. No muss no fuss. If you no have enough dead squirrel buy food, you then just eat dead squirrel. Monkey Man capture squirrel easy, Monkey Man activate button on chest, make Monkey Man invisible, invisible Monkey Man grab squirrel, break neck, enjoy. Just that simple. Law of jungle smart. Law of everywhere but jungle dumb.

Second question for Monkey Man.

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Somone playing joke on Monkey Man. THIS NO REAL QUESTION. This person no need help in life, this person know outcome all sports events ever. He must be neck high in dead squirrel. And he offer free vacation.
Actually, sound like good idea. You hear from Monkey Man.

Third Question for Monkey Man.

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Thank you free motorola pager man, but Monkey Man no need motorola pager. Is this for Monkey Man receive questions about life and love quicker? Because Monkey Man have no place clip motorola pager. Monkey Man naked except for helmet.
And Monkey Man have no family friends to keep in touch with. They disown Monkey Man when Monkey Man throw pot off roof, kill boy. What can Monkey Man say, that different time, different Monkey Man. But if free motorola pager man insist that Monkey Man have pager, Monkey Man pick green color, match buttons. Monkey Lady, Monkey Man old squeeze say green buttons bring out red Monkey Man eyes. She good lay, but talk too much. She cheat on Monkey Man with Giraffe Guy. He have sixteen buttons running down neck, but fourteen of them make him make him fly. What point that?

Monkey Man wish Monkey Man could send question about life and love to ASK MONKEY MAN. Monkey Man would ask Monkey Man how Monkey Man get over Monkey Lady.

Monkey tears hit keyboard.

Fourth Question for Monkey Man.
Today, Snowhite was turning 18. The 7 Dwarfs always where very educated and
polite with Snowhite. When they go out work at mornign, they promissed a
*huge* surprise. Snowhite was anxious. Suddlently, the door open, and the Seven
Dwarfs enter...


Monkey Man hit link attached this email. Monkey Man taken to magic place with much naked woman and small dwarf creatures. Dwarf creatures and naked woman frolic much, have much fun sex and make Monkey Man feel dirty.

But better. Monkey Man feel much better. "Monkey Lady who?" think Monkey Man. Monkey Man no need Monkey Lady when Monkey Man have naked lady site with much dwarfs. This intra-net fantastic device.

Monkey Man's problems solved. Thank you, ASK MONKEY MAN. You help Monkey Man with much problem. And Monkey Man hope Monkey Man help you with problems. Lots good questions. Monkey Man give lots good answers and walk away with sports tips, free motorola pager, someone to help consolimadate dead squirrels, and fantastic new website girlfriend.

Good night. Monkey Man visit naked woman much dwarf creature site and feel calm, then Monkey Man go sleep in hammock.

ASK MONKEY MAN done. Monkey Man see you next week. Peace, Monkey Man outty.