Monkey Man answers your questions about life and love, reviews all the latest movies and music, and shares what pass for his "thoughts".

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Canadians are dumb. Americans are smart. Americans from Hollywood are REALLY SMART. Americans from Hollywood that actually live in New Jersey are THE SMARTIEST LIKE EVER. Enter the superior world of Hollywood's Brian Lynch, as seen in Canada's TWITCH magazine.

If you love Andy Milonakis' ICE CREAM FANTASTIC...

...you probably can't read, but have a parent or co-worker read you Andy's words of wisdom, as seen in TWITCH magazine!