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The
Room
Back in the mid-40's, a young boy died in Central Jersey.
Rumor has it, his ghost haunted the property, but when his parents didn't
say a word of this when they sold the land to a nearby college, a dormitory
was subsequently built on the grounds.
Ever since then, students have claimed to see the ghost of the young
child. Need proof? Here's a picture of one of the dorm rooms. If you look
long enough, MAYBE you'll see a glimpse of him.
go to the THE ROOM now >>
ANGRY NAKED PAT THE VIDEO GAME
As you read the continued exploits of the most amazing
internet nude man since Ron Jeremy, don't you find yourself wishing that
you could be Pat?
Well, short of dropping trou and living a pocket-less life of nudity and
sarcasm, here's the next best thing.
It's a Nintendo Entertainment System Emulator, running a very special
modified game.Starring the Angry Naked Guy himself. Battle the evil and
drunk Barney, who has captured Pat's current girlfriend, and lead Pat
through worlds of danger and adventure. Avoid The Guy Who Loves His Own
Ass' hurled packs of Mentos, and stomp out the sinister Kevin Clones,
turning them into packs of Marlboro cigarettes. Gather Phallus Icons to
become SUPER PAT, and glowing phalli to become SUPER PENIS TOSSIN' PAT!!
Truth be told, it's kinda creepy. But fun.
Download the Game NOW!!
The Ultimate Pole Results
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah, polls. Or, as we like to call them
on the Pat board (because penis jokes are funny), “poles”. About a month
ago, we put up a little somethin’ somethin’ called THE ULTIMATE POLE.
Think of it as CELEBRITY BOXING with Pat characters, but instead of boxing,
fans were asked to vote for their favorite Pat stuff on the site, and
instead of celebrities we have cartoon characters that maybe a couple
hundred people have heard of. The questions were to better help us create
stuff that our fans/readers/fans will like, and just because internet
people REALLY LIKE polls and we REALLY LIKE getting lots of hits.
Read the Results>>
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