The only video game I liked was YARS REVENGE for Atari. MORTAL KOMBAT was kinda fun, and the SPIDER-MAN for playstation is Johnny Good-times, but YARS REVENGE touched my soul in a way that other games just couldn't. Where the hell is the YARS REVENGE movie? We see a freakin' TOMB RAIDER flick and a SUPER MARIO kids' show, but YARS REVENGE (or Y-R as I like to call it) goes unappreciated.

I brought back another dork from THE STAR TREK CONVENTION (the dude with the Mr. Do shirt) so the Geek (still my favorite character) would have a friend. See, I'm always thinking of my characters, that's why they never leave me.
<<Josh Dobbin: Long time readers of the View Askew Message Board will note Brian's eerie precognitive powers: "Pong: THE MOTION PICTURE" presages the coming of Brad Smothormon's "PING PONG: THE MOPIC" with stunning accuracy.

Also note the disingenuous "I don't play video games" commentary from a guy who puts the KONAMI CONTRA "64 lives" code as a subliminal joke under Pat's feet..>>